unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

(Source: unamusedsloth, via lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel)

brigwife:

Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

(via impossibleandabitfairytale)

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces, via slytherinlock)

femper:

did y’all see this shit

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

(via superwholockier)

rufusdrumknott:

has this been done before

rufusdrumknott:

has this been done before

(via ireneattolia)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via itslikethatfrenchthing)

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via here-to-see-queen-mycroft)

blueeyedmarilyn:

Tattoo this on my body.

blueeyedmarilyn:

Tattoo this on my body.

(Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa, via interdimensionaladventurer)

2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

(Source: financialshade, via ontinetine)

rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

(via dontblinktheresaweepingcas)

(Source: totalparksandrec, via yoassbutt)

“…But what the word “feminist” does do is acknowledge the very long history of the women’s rights movement. I agree with what [Joss Whedon is] saying: It should just be assumed men and women are equally important and equally capable—but it’s not, and it hasn’t been for thousands of years. So, “feminism” and being a “feminist” is an acknowledgement of that history and the culture we’ve lived in for a long time. It’s a reaction to that, but for me, that’s an important acknowledgement to make.”

~ JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT SPOUTING SO MUCH TRUTH (via carolineeand)

(Source: thedailybeast.com, via peachfuzz-clarence)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

(via shield-your-beliefs)


me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol