"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.
“Hufflepuffs are boring”
*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*
“Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”
*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*
“Hufflepuffs are shy”
*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*
“Hufflepuffs are polite”
*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
This is everything.
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
Tattoo this on my body.
hey who wants to start a gang
ill ask my mom
my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper
my mom volunteers to carpool
Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home
my mom will make us some snacks
My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you
~ JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT SPOUTING SO MUCH TRUTH (via carolineeand)
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol